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By Christopher Robinson
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Boy, did I stay in some redneck motel?  I called the front desk
and said, “I gotta a leak in the sink.”  They said, “Go ahead.”
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I rear-ended a dwarf driving a Cadillac.  “I’m not happy,” he said.
I said, “Which one are you then?
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I was fired from the Archaeology Society.  My career is in ruins.
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I’m so poor that my TV has 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Whatever happened to the good old days, when children worked in mines?
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Q.  Why did Frosty the Snowman leave his bride at the altar?
A.   He got cold feet.
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Q.  What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
A.  Outlaws are wanted.
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As a young child, my father built me a “quicksand box."
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I got a “reality check” recently.  It bounced.
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Q.  What do you give a man who has everything?
A.  A burglar alarm.
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I’m addicted to “rehab.”  Where do I go?
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Words you’ll never hear people say:  “I don’t know.  Let me Yahoo it.”
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I crossed a dog with an antenna.  I got a Golden Receiver.
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Kirk: “Scotty, beam us up.”
Scotty: “Sorry, Jim, she’s broken.  Call Uber.”
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Q.  Why is a tornado like an Alabama Divorce?
A.  Someone is going to lose the mobile home one way or another.
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