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By Christopher Robinson
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I was addicted to lunch meat.  I quit cold turkey.
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Exercise bike, like new, $300. Ask for “Fats.”
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You may be a redneck if your IQ increased 20 points when you “discovered the versatility of duct tape.”
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I attend a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. It’s called “On Anon Anon.”
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My friend was washing his car with his young son. I said a sponge would work better.
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I invented an “eleven-foot pole.” It’s for people who will not touch anything with a “ten-foot pole.”
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My girlfriend needs to “work out.” She’s starting to fit into my wife’s clothes.
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Before the “drawing board” was invented, what did people “go back to?”
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I got tired of holding in my stomach.  I got married.
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Last night, in the town square, there was a “hoedown.” Fortunately, paramedics responded immediately.
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An owl walks into a bar and says, “Remember me?”  The bartender says, “Are you kidding?  You were a hoot.”
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What did Geronimo say the first time he parachuted?
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Q.  How do you save a “drowning” lawyer?
A.  Throw him a cement block.
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I crossed a Cocker Spaniel, a rooster, and a ghost. I got a “cocker doodle boo.”
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