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By Christopher Robinson
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Q. What did Einstein discover as he stared at his cousin’s boobs?
A. The “Theory of Relative Titty.”
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I used to work as a “trapeze artist.”  They let me go.
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How to keep busy (see below).
How to keep busy (see above).
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“Hooker into bondage is strapped for cash.”
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I didn’t know the meaning of happiness until I got married.  By then, it was too late.
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My wife said talk dirty to her.  I said bathroom, kitchen, living room, laundry.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar. “What’ll you have,” the bartender says.  “The usual shit,” the dung beetle replies.
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He said his name was “Pavlov.”  I said, “That name rings a bell.”
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Why don't they make “B” batteries?
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Mo mamma is so fat, that she wears underwear made by “Fruit of a 100 looms.”
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My English literature professor was a drunk.  He made the class read “Tequila Mockingbird.”
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“Never play poker with a man named Ace or Luckie.”
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My boss said I “intimidate” people.  I stared at him.  He apologized.
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You may be a redneck if your girlfriend “burps” louder than you do.
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